and Cucumbers hate me.

It’s been decided. Cucumbers and I are no longer friends. Especially after the way they refused to stay down this morning. I made the mistake of having a little cucumber snack on a fairly empty stomach before lunch today. It wasn’t long before the cucumbers decided they didn’t really want to be my snack at all and I was running to the ladies restroom at work.

This is the second time in a week that I have vomited at work. Last time one person walked into the ladies room while I was at it. This time two people did. I really wonder how long it will take before everyone catches on. . .