Mod Podge,
O Mod Podge,
You’re so sticky and thick.
You help make my projects come together quite quick.

With a brush over here
and a stroke over there.
You add to the gifts just a little bit of flair.

With the help of my mod podge
I’m making these

and those.

I bought the big one.
Will it be enough?
Do you suppose?

Once the holidays arrive,
the gifts will be done,
and my affair with the mod podge will unfortunately come
to an end
I’m quite certain it has to be so,
this just can’t go on.
It’s unhealthy, I know.

(I’m not quite sure what got into me. I’m tired – the babe has been sleeping like CRAP, a little sick, and it is entirely possible that the mod podge fumes have gone to my head.)